My Grand Road trip adventure

Currently I am on a grand road trip adventure of epic awesomeness. I went to cleveland to see the rock and roll hall of fame and eat chinese food at a palce called panda wok. If in the rock and roll hall of fame check out the sexp istols god save the queen poster. Then we got lsot in wisconsin and hiked through a flooded state park that was actually closed. I then saw WALL DRUG in all its glory. The badlans are amazing a fanciful land of epic porportions vey much woth the trip. Mount Rushmore and the crazy horse monument also cool whne at the crazy horse monument look to see korczak's "old pagan" it is a wonderful sculpture based off an old man form boston who ocud recite all of shakespeare's works. Deadwood is decently cool especially the gunfights but is full of bars and casino's. Cody wyoming is awesome go to the buffalo bill historical center the firearms collection is amazing and mind blowing. Yellowstone national park is wonderful i love going bakc every time old faithufl and yellostone falls are always nice but this trip i was in for a real treat. I saw 3 moose 2 grizzly bears a herd of elk a ton of buffalo, mule dear, and a coyote. Yellowstone is awesome hike aorund it if at all possible. road trips ae kickass fear my balls.

Holy shit.

I had the best dinner ever. It all started with a sexy salad with honey mustard dressing. Then came the main course, fried catfish, french fries and broccoli. The catfish was so fucking good, I busted a nut all over the table and it was the pecan pie I had after. The pie was god. It was absolutely divine. I am now the pope in several undiscovered religions as a delicious consequence.

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Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry

Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new sound
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown"
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why