This a blog of technology rants by Megabyte, Monkey Man Matt, and The_Historian. The Asympotatoes are properties of space and time that allow us to bend it to our will.
Background: Megabyte
While writing a control program to control the Asympotatoes, I accidentally typed some code incorrectly and gained the ability to manipulate code with my mind through the Asympotatoes.
Because of the significant experimentation I have done with Asympotatoes and due to the lack of knowledge available about them, I have turned myself into part man, part monkey. We are not yet experienced enough with controlling Asympotatoes yet, so I shall remain a monkey man for the time being.
I also enjoy programming in Visual Basic 6.0 as well as the ever popular Quickbasic. I have some HTML experience. I like to read (mostly research about Asympotatoes), and I also love math (because it helps unlock the secrets that Asympotatoes hold).
Background: Magic Chef
The Magic Chef is the product of two deaf parents, Cheerwine, metal, DragonBall Z and nature. His love of the outdoors can only be contested by his love of Cheerwine. He's a pretty tolerant person, conservative, eco-minded and enjoys the occasional steak. He often flaunts the size of his ego and requests the fearing of his balls.
Background: The_Historian
The historian is in other circles known as William or any number of references to fire woodland creatures or entertaining stories. I enjoy art, books, laughing, theater, waffles, talking, spinning, late night walks, fire, writing, camping, hiking, being a mooster, and general fun. Life is meant to be loved. I like politics and the news quite a lot and have become and avid supporter of Barack Obama in his campaign for president. I like to write be it journalism poetry or essays. I like good music and interesting people and though I may say stupid stuff at times chilling out and living life is what its all about.