Holy shit.
I had the best dinner ever. It all started with a sexy salad with honey mustard dressing. Then came the main course, fried catfish, french fries and broccoli. The catfish was so fucking good, I busted a nut all over the table and it was the pecan pie I had after. The pie was god. It was absolutely divine. I am now the pope in several undiscovered religions as a delicious consequence.
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Asympotatoes
This a blog of technology rants by Megabyte, Monkey Man Matt, and The_Historian.
The Asympotatoes are properties of space and time that allow us to bend it to our will.
The Asympotatoes are properties of space and time that allow us to bend it to our will.
Background: Megabyte
While writing a control program to control the Asympotatoes, I accidentally typed some code incorrectly and gained the ability to manipulate code with my mind through the Asympotatoes.
I program in VB 6.0, HTML, BASIC, some LabView, and some AppleScript. I play games such as Marathon, UT, Orange Box, X-Men Legends, Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance, and Marvel Ultimate Alliance. I'm a Catholic and Republican.
I program in VB 6.0, HTML, BASIC, some LabView, and some AppleScript. I play games such as Marathon, UT, Orange Box, X-Men Legends, Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance, and Marvel Ultimate Alliance. I'm a Catholic and Republican.
Background: Monkey Man Matt
Because of the significant experimentation I have done with Asympotatoes and due to the lack of knowledge available about them, I have turned myself into part man, part monkey. We are not yet experienced enough with controlling Asympotatoes yet, so I shall remain a monkey man for the time being.
I also enjoy programming in Visual Basic 6.0 as well as the ever popular Quickbasic. I have some HTML experience. I like to read (mostly research about Asympotatoes), and I also love math (because it helps unlock the secrets that Asympotatoes hold).
I also enjoy programming in Visual Basic 6.0 as well as the ever popular Quickbasic. I have some HTML experience. I like to read (mostly research about Asympotatoes), and I also love math (because it helps unlock the secrets that Asympotatoes hold).
Background: Magic Chef
The Magic Chef is the product of two deaf parents, Cheerwine, metal, DragonBall Z and nature. His love of the outdoors can only be contested by his love of Cheerwine. He's a pretty tolerant person, conservative, eco-minded and enjoys the occasional steak. He often flaunts the size of his ego and requests the fearing of his balls.
Background: The_Historian
The historian is in other circles known as William or any number of references to fire woodland creatures or entertaining stories. I enjoy art, books, laughing, theater, waffles, talking, spinning, late night walks, fire, writing, camping, hiking, being a mooster, and general fun. Life is meant to be loved. I like politics and the news quite a lot and have become and avid supporter of Barack Obama in his campaign for president. I like to write be it journalism poetry or essays. I like good music and interesting people and though I may say stupid stuff at times chilling out and living life is what its all about.
