Thursday, April 17, 2008

Look.

Apparently there is some concern with the relevance of the integrity of magnitude in certain situations that present an offering of logic that induces questions of relevance of magnitude in this very sentence.

I will keep you, the reader, updated on happenings and/or updates.

It what we call in the business, events.

The business being time and lock of course.

As it is self-evident, I do not know much, but as a human, I use the assertion of knowledge and the structure of latent vocabulary to project a point, even if I lack such. This is a very William thing to do.

Now, on the topic of baseball, the most important topic of all, short of Asympotatoes or Cheerwine. The Atlanta Braves have three future hall-of-famers in their starting pitching rotation; Tim Hudson, John Smoltz and Tom Glavine. They rock some serious ass. However, the apparent lack of talent in other parts of the roster, i.e. the rest of it, short of Chipper Jones, God's gift to baseball, has brought Atlanta to a lowly position in the NL East. In the American League, the Cleveland Indians have quite the pitching predicament, C.C. Sabathia is utterly failing in his time to shine. Fausto Carmona is being Carmona, winning games, but the Indians cant use him every game. Borowski is on the disabled list, thank God, and they have Rafael Betancourt as a new closer. The young guns on the Indians, Grady Sizemore and Company, need to get the ball rolling if they expect to get the tight as balls AL Central crown with the Tigers and even the Royals as threats.

Have a wonderful life, and try to shake off a little more baggage everyday.

God bless.

America.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

As the savior descends upon the damned..

Hello.

Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

That eerie sense that some heavenly hand directs us all like pawns?

Well.

If I may quote the legendary Forrest Gump, 'I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both.'

Gump's got quite the idea. Why can't we decide our path and have a set destination as well? Surely a person can make their own decision, but can anyone escape fate? No one lives forever, we all die, no one can avoid that. But we all can make the journey our own. One man eats burgers, fries, drinks Cheerwine, God bless him, but another watches the caloric intake and runs every once in a while. They both die, but can we quantify or determine the quality of their lives? It's the life in your years, not the years in your life, a man once told me. So when life seems unfair, it's your own crutch. Seize everyday, make it your time, and you will live quite the life.

Balls.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Soylent Green

Now many people have seen or at least heard of Soylent Green. Well it is coming closer to reality. All over the world food prices are soaring. In the last two months the price of rice (I made a rhyme) has risen 75%. To buy 2 kilos takes up half of the week's income of a poor family. People are rioting for food. Maybe we will be to the point of recycling peoples' remains for food and using dump trucks to control the riots by the 2022 A.D.

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Human Genome project

Today marks the fifth anniversary of the mapping of the human genome. The human genome project has opened up new doors into medicine and the sciences. It has enabled us to better understand the human body and with that knowledge better preserve the body. If correctly used this knowledge can save the world.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Google pones

In a new deal trying to merge microsoft and yahoo new developements have held up the process. The longer there negotiations hold up the more there stock stagnates and plummets. This ultimately helps google to pone both of them. We all know google is much better and other search engines are just one again bowing to its greatness.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Help Us Spread the Word

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Faith

NOTE: I wrote this up yesterday and showed this to the other two bloggers and it appears that The_historian & Monkey Man Matt have used elements from this in their posts.

The only thing a person can ever prove is their own existence because if you think therefore you are. But this only proves your conscious existence not your physical existence. You might only exist in a mental state and time and space may not exist. You might be a man in a coma experiencing a very real dream. Since we cannot prove the physical realm exists through any form of logic, it is assumed it exists. What if it did not? Our math would not make sense. It is based off of our 3 planes that make it up. Math cannot bring us any closer to the ultimate truth that Matt spoke of.
Since nothing can be proven besides our own existence, which we can only prove to our selves, all we as men can have is faith in what we think is right.